Field Study's Man in E11 tries to report with a feather light heart
Field Study's Man in E11 was grieving over the loss of a whole colony of bees or "beeres" as he prefers to say. I asked him to quit using that pun; it annoys me greatly and this is precisely what seems to encourage him to persist in using it. I wonder how you would describe that as a personality trait? Mindf****r? I forgave him for the mind-fiddling as I knew he was traumatised by the loss. However we were 7 weeks into 2014 and, but for a crap cut-up neo-beat pastiche, there had not been a new year report from the allotment apiary. I insisted he engage his stiff upper lip and "make the damn report (Field Study's) man!!!" I believe in tough love and I was not going to tolerate the lip wobbled speech of a pathetic gibbering field student. Every wobbled "w", fumbled "f" and tongue tied "t" (wtf) met a gruff demand for him to go back to the beginning and start again. It has taken us a long time to piece this report togeth...