Field Study's Man in E11 was a blackcurrant blistering aphid

27th April 2014

I was enraged by yet another emanation of the field student's field handi-work; this time in the blackcurrant bushes.

I stamped around angrily, rousing the red ants, which duly formicated about my ankles to stimulate a diatribe which began thus,

sucking parasites

leaf bubbling pox maidens 

blackcurrant blistering aphids

all sap bloated lice

viviparous slurping arthropods!

..........

I stamped around and ranted until I was a stormy  bruised grey blue in the face with little left of my little mind to give to the minuscule creatures I held partly responsible for the mutations of the blackcurrant leaves. I fear the green tongued invective has done little to remedy the problem (which is not really a problem).